Wolla Wolla Wolla

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Just stretched my ears fml they are throbbing, stupid 000

new years?

hey so i know most people always have new years resolutions for being healthier and that, well i’m trying that one as per usual as well as stoping drinking for a while if not at all. but i’ll be honest if i don’t manage to loose the weight i want then i want to learn to be comfortable with who i am. (I’ve been watching a lot of drop dead diva lately :P) 

Sunday

So realized I haven’t posted in basically forever. So thought I would. I was supposed to be having a nice weekend with this guy but once again have been blown off, I don’t know what it is about me that causes guys to bail at the last moment but this is the 4 th time this month for a total of 3 guys. So you know what I did, read the book sweetly as well as drink baileys and coffee while reading magazines happy weekend to me.

Backwards

Just went to the bathroom at school and some guy came in washed his hands then proceeded to pee. I’m so confused by this?!

on a somewhat contradictory note

so last night ally and i got wasted one of the reasons i’m trying to stop drinking. so we drank heavily after a brief twenty mins of studying ahh who am i kidding 10. we cracked the 26 of vodka a 6er of Heineken and for ally a 15 of bud. plus a beer that looks like a kid on acid drew the labels design. “we” (me) came to the conclusion a week ago the hair place by ally’s is a brothel. it’s located on assinaboine by the ledge come on folks simple deductions. so we walked up to it at 3 am and found the door was open and there were tons of guys in the back parking lot. we approached them but the simply said that they were closing down cause they went out of business. really at 3 am? sketchy. so then we progressed to try and track down male prostitutes because we were wasted and wanted a laugh. we came to a gravel hill and sat on it drank a few beers, then were joined by a drunk native couple. and might i say they were lovely. they sat and joined us and were just as drunk and i believe the girls name was chris. so then we left went back to ally’s and tried to go to burger king. the bitch wouldn’t serve us so we walked to mc donalds on pembina and grant. that’s a good hour drunken walk. along the way we shouted a catch phrase that was coined this summer “Wolla Wolla Wolla” and “halla halla halla hay, at the end of the day” all the way. needless to say school today went as follows:

super tired

sweaty

smelling like a mini bar

tired even more

random burst of energy

more sweating

exhausted

then going home and sleeping

pros: no headache yeah baby.

anyways just a update

Changes

ok so here’s the deal i’m tired of the way things are going. plain and simple i’m a blimp!!! i need to loose weight and start being healthier. i have till march to try and loose we’ll say ideally 50 pounds but i’ll settle for 40. i’m trying to quit drinking as well i’m starting small go seven days then have a cheat day then 14 days then 21 and finally a month. this is hard for me. i drink almost every day and most days copious amounts. so potential withdrawal and craziness might insue. be prepared to be kept in the loop. and wish me luck  

This needs to stop

iPhone you need to stop being so sensitive. I brush my hands against my apron and I somehow unlock you, and call people, pocket text and even end up on tumblr watching some YouTube video. Wtf come on now.