Wolla Wolla Wolla

An attempt at documenting my life so that on drunken nights I can potentially remember stuff. That and maybe to become some internet sensation! HAHA right........

update

tonight, watching the rest of once upon a time then going to the gym at 5am

the rest of the day will be spent paying off my parking ticket going to work then coming home to spend time with my bird.

haha i haven’t become the crazy cat lady i’m not the crazy bird hag

Sunday kiss my ass

God today is kicking my ass, went for dim sum and bubble tea only to realize my watch wasn’t set an hour ahead and had to rush to work. Now I’m stuck here till midnight when it’s dead and there’s nothing for me to do. I just want to go home as sleep or have wine

f*ck or flight

so i ended up going out with chi chi tonight, and funny thing i went to a bar where is supposedly dirty and gross and i saw the guy i’ve been crushing on for a while. but the thing that made me ponder was there was tons of guys eye f*cking me and it made me wonder, why didn’t they move in for the kill. science has taught me fight or flight is normally the usual response to people. but it seems only logical it’d be f*ck or flight for mating. but as it is there are no guys who would approach me. do i have the confidence of that of a predator and give off a sense of curiosity but danger at the same time. i’ll have to test my own theory one day

haha next on my movie list for tonight

haha next on my movie list for tonight

(via osm0sis)

gin and lime sorbet

so, was supposed to have a fantastic friday night with my friends tonight, but chi chi had to drive an order to brandon and haven’t heard from her in a while and as usual molly never texted me. so i decided to make a gin and soda and then instead of ice i used lime sorbet. it’s almost midnight and haven’t heard anything from anyone still, my solution is to put on a walk to remember should i kick the chair out from under me myself or does someone want a bit of charity work. no i shouldn’t be acting so depressed things have actually been pretty good i found out i can leave my job in a onto and go back to a place i love. the place i live in is pretty sweet as well and besides my bird being a brat sometimes he’s been learning a fair bit of tricks.

Bitch tits

Just stretched my ears fml they are throbbing, stupid 000

new years?

hey so i know most people always have new years resolutions for being healthier and that, well i’m trying that one as per usual as well as stoping drinking for a while if not at all. but i’ll be honest if i don’t manage to loose the weight i want then i want to learn to be comfortable with who i am. (I’ve been watching a lot of drop dead diva lately :P) 

Sunday

So realized I haven’t posted in basically forever. So thought I would. I was supposed to be having a nice weekend with this guy but once again have been blown off, I don’t know what it is about me that causes guys to bail at the last moment but this is the 4 th time this month for a total of 3 guys. So you know what I did, read the book sweetly as well as drink baileys and coffee while reading magazines happy weekend to me.

Backwards

Just went to the bathroom at school and some guy came in washed his hands then proceeded to pee. I’m so confused by this?!