Wolla Wolla Wolla

An attempt at documenting my life so that on drunken nights I can potentially remember stuff. That and maybe to become some internet sensation! HAHA right........

on a somewhat contradictory note

so last night ally and i got wasted one of the reasons i’m trying to stop drinking. so we drank heavily after a brief twenty mins of studying ahh who am i kidding 10. we cracked the 26 of vodka a 6er of Heineken and for ally a 15 of bud. plus a beer that looks like a kid on acid drew the labels design. “we” (me) came to the conclusion a week ago the hair place by ally’s is a brothel. it’s located on assinaboine by the ledge come on folks simple deductions. so we walked up to it at 3 am and found the door was open and there were tons of guys in the back parking lot. we approached them but the simply said that they were closing down cause they went out of business. really at 3 am? sketchy. so then we progressed to try and track down male prostitutes because we were wasted and wanted a laugh. we came to a gravel hill and sat on it drank a few beers, then were joined by a drunk native couple. and might i say they were lovely. they sat and joined us and were just as drunk and i believe the girls name was chris. so then we left went back to ally’s and tried to go to burger king. the bitch wouldn’t serve us so we walked to mc donalds on pembina and grant. that’s a good hour drunken walk. along the way we shouted a catch phrase that was coined this summer “Wolla Wolla Wolla” and “halla halla halla hay, at the end of the day” all the way. needless to say school today went as follows:

super tired

sweaty

smelling like a mini bar

tired even more

random burst of energy

more sweating

exhausted

then going home and sleeping

pros: no headache yeah baby.

anyways just a update